Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.
by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022
Get the Jelly babiesmug. noun.
(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012
Get the baby pandaphiliacmug. If you use this word you are 99% a pedo man...
you like those little boys, but not girls because you also gay.
you like those little boys, but not girls because you also gay.
by boiIIIiiiii6969 March 10, 2020
Get the Babymug. by anonymous February 3, 2024
Get the Baby Beansmug. A type of speech pattern learned and adopted by grown women of extreme (typically evangelical ) Christian belief.
It's characterized as an overtly effeminate, high-pitched but breathy tone popular among fundamentalist circles and the online tradwife fad. Not to be construed as a natural accent, Fundie Baby Voice is less of a dialect and more of a signal. As this isn't how most adult women naturally speak. It's a signal the woman shows off among her male partner/husband with fellow practitioners of that faith of exactly where she knows she lands on the family dynamic.
Simply put, the woman talks literally in the pitch of a child because that's what's expected a wife to be like among her peers.
It's an adopted throwback from a time behind the 1950s and the "traditional" family unit. No sense of equal partnership there, just pure submission.
Any and all big decisions and responsibilities for the family? That's always and only at the husband's discretion. No use for the wife to give an opinion or advice on anything; none for the family, or for the wife's own personal life or wellbeing. Just focus on all the cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and popping out more kids. Do all the weekly/daily praying to God or Jesus, and hope the husband is in a good mood for the day.
That's really all what that voice style is meant to prove.
It's characterized as an overtly effeminate, high-pitched but breathy tone popular among fundamentalist circles and the online tradwife fad. Not to be construed as a natural accent, Fundie Baby Voice is less of a dialect and more of a signal. As this isn't how most adult women naturally speak. It's a signal the woman shows off among her male partner/husband with fellow practitioners of that faith of exactly where she knows she lands on the family dynamic.
Simply put, the woman talks literally in the pitch of a child because that's what's expected a wife to be like among her peers.
It's an adopted throwback from a time behind the 1950s and the "traditional" family unit. No sense of equal partnership there, just pure submission.
Any and all big decisions and responsibilities for the family? That's always and only at the husband's discretion. No use for the wife to give an opinion or advice on anything; none for the family, or for the wife's own personal life or wellbeing. Just focus on all the cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and popping out more kids. Do all the weekly/daily praying to God or Jesus, and hope the husband is in a good mood for the day.
That's really all what that voice style is meant to prove.
I went in to watch the 2024 State of the Union address and the following rebuttal in order to get a handle on the current state of U.S. politics, and all I really remember from it is hearing a creepy 40 year old woman talk about gang rape in explicit detail all in that Fundie Baby Voice.
by Banjooooo March 13, 2024
Get the Fundie Baby Voicemug. Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland
by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023
Get the Piss babymug. Essentially, a Lapo baby is the working-class or lower-class equivalent of a Nepo baby.
Slang originated in Nigeria in response to Nepo Baby
LAPO is an acronym that stands for Little Access to Privileges & Opportunities. Another version of this acronym is: Legacy of Ancestral Poverty Origin.
NEPO is an acronym meaning Numerous Endless Privileges & Opportunities (NEPO)
Slang originated in Nigeria in response to Nepo Baby
LAPO is an acronym that stands for Little Access to Privileges & Opportunities. Another version of this acronym is: Legacy of Ancestral Poverty Origin.
NEPO is an acronym meaning Numerous Endless Privileges & Opportunities (NEPO)
by PersonDae August 4, 2025
Get the Lapo Babymug.