DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

dog covers

Socks

Put some dog covers on

by DOG COVERS November 19, 2022

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Dog

A negative slang term

This burger is dog!

by Justaboredguy August 14, 2022

Dog

Most find it a loving companion. Terrorists and Ruskies use it to blow stuff up

Red Army Soldier: Blyat! Get that tank, Fido! Dog: Arf! -kaboom-

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

italian chili dog

When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.

“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”

by RankKat July 8, 2021

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 7, 2020