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knappy ass

When you got a knappy ass looking friend who has trash hair
DAMN SON THAT KNAPPY ASS LOOKIN ELEPHANT ASS LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER IS STARIN YOU DOWN LIKE A GAY SHIT.
by Knappy ass friend March 23, 2017
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slip ass

When you shit and you wipe but your ass is wet/slippery from taking a shower/bath.
Bro yesterday after taking a shower, i took a shit and wiped but there was nothing on the toilet paper because i had slip ass.
by n-bomb February 23, 2015
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Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014
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tittie ass

Obvious Ass cheeks that are beyond firm and resemble fake tit implants resulting in cheeks so fake looking
That bitch looks like she has tittie ass in those compression pants
by brewski babe January 5, 2012
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Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018
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ass topper

Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."
Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."
by annamalous October 12, 2009
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Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.
"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!
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