Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020

Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

by March1392 October 29, 2012

ass topper

Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."

Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."

by annamalous October 12, 2009

Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.

"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

by Sugar makes snake proud. May 6, 2018

Ass Sailing

The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.

My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!

by redditperv August 24, 2012