fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

Talking dog

A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.

Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.

by Talking dog(Ben) April 22, 2022

Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

dog

make sure you fuck a dog every day

make sure you have sex with a dog everyday

by noturmommy April 25, 2022

Dog

your best friend. someone you can count on and will be depressed without them. they can do everything with you and at the end of the day you are lucky to have them. they are kind and loyal and will always be there.

You:* are gone for a week*
You: hey girl/boy im home
Dog: *comes licks and jumps on you and is wagging its tail is so siked to see and was depressed without you*
You: hey *laughs* i missed you too. :)

by M&M137 April 26, 2022

Layla The Dog

Layla The Dog, also known as layl, talayla, NFT dawg, or NFT dog, is the cutest dog on earth and is a King Charles Cavalier.

“Layla The Dog is so cute”

by bo o fan 123 April 26, 2022

Layla The Dog

Layla the dog, also known as Layla, Talayla, Layl, NFT Dawg or NFT dog is the cutest creature on earth and she is a King Charles Cavalier.

“Layla the dog is so cute”

by iamstupid777 April 26, 2022