Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 13, 2022

Dog Snot

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.

by Dingaroo December 02, 2020

Hawaiian hot dog

Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex

“That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”

by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

mag dog

just autistic aye with its al=thritis n stuff, full cooker, licking peanut butter and stuff

dam girl calm down or imma call you mag dog

roof

by edtyaejvfhrae June 03, 2019