Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

Joshing off

Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"

by MtotheO-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r July 13, 2024

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

Chroming Off

when you listen to CHROMAKOPIA and stroke your little Tyler after each song

Person 1: "Ough I'm chroming off right now"
St. Chroma: "Good boy"

by @threealaj November 20, 2024

ballow off

to fuck off; go away; scram

Julia told Jessica to ballow off.

by Chafe Ball June 15, 2018

Babed-off

1.To be babed off one must recieve rejection from a potential or current love interest.
2. To be babed off is to be referred to as babe by a stranger, or someone with whom you are unfamiliar.

Person 1... 'I have groundbreaking news!!'
Person 2... 'what is it??'
Person 1... 'he has just babed me off!!'

Person 1...'Alright, bye babe'
Person 2... 'oh my god I think I just got Babed-off!'

by Aimee Josh May 15, 2009

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024