Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

burning off

when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.

Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?

Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?

Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha

by Mrs Mrs Mrs July 24, 2022

Off-White(s)

A Caucasian person that does not display a stereotypical Caucasian appearance or behavior, that is usually associated with Northern Europeans and WASPs, due to ethnic and cultural differences.

These groups of people typically have ancestry hailing from Eastern Europe or the Mediterranean. Irish people may also sometimes be referred to as "off-white", due to their past persecution.

Off-White(s):

"I'm Chinese and German. What about you?"

"I'm Italian, Czech, Greek, Polish etc. You know, all of the Off-Whites."

by 3riAlien8 January 27, 2025

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.

DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”

by Lowcap September 21, 2022

Shook him till his nuts fell off

Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.

Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.

Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.

by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025