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Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
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Hop off of his Swagg

When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.
Dana: " I'm just over him ima hop off of his swagg"

Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
by RISsKy December 4, 2009
mugGet the Hop off of his Swaggmug.

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
mugGet the teched offmug.

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
mugGet the jerk off ratiomug.

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
mugGet the ordering off the menumug.

Off it

lets off it/ off it go away
by user3030 May 24, 2022
mugGet the Off itmug.

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
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