Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 3, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

throwing me down

To cause to fail.

I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.

by Ur-Abraxas August 11, 2014

Spud Me (Spudoodle)

A spud. Made by Aaron Ben and Rowan. My bruddahs.

Spud me (spudoodle)

by aaronvx220 September 13, 2014

the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

by socialstupidity November 13, 2014

steady killin' me

continuously annoying a person; it can also mean continuously "being awesome", depending on context and inflection

Hey John.... JOOHN..... JJJOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNN..... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Braaaahhhhhhhhh, you steady killin' me

OR

That was legit; you steady killin' it

by marrrrriiiiisssssaaaaaaaa November 25, 2014