Mickey mouse

When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house

Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her

by Hanging niggers jk I'm black January 8, 2021

Frosted mountain top

When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.

“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”

by Wild W January 11, 2021

long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter

She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.

by F0ckRite January 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Toe-Mouth

a person is getting on your toey nerves

ughhhhh your such a toe-mouth!

by #ezaway#raptayunnybayongeleway February 18, 2021

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021