Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

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Tk shit

When you are a stain kid that just smokes all day and works at subway

Damn he on the tk shit. " yea you right"

by Greenxanny January 28, 2019

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shit-conference

Anytime Donald J Trump stands before the press, either with or without a microphone, to take or answer questions.

Did you hear the lies Trump told during that shit-conference on the South Lawn today before the boarded Marine One.

by MpeachMint February 15, 2019

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shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.

"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"

by GameUniverso June 4, 2018

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After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.

Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

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