Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Bottle of Arm

A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.

"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm

by Oliveburned June 5, 2017

Suppa hot

Somthing good or above average, but not out of this world.

Dude those chicken wangs were suppa hot - both litteraly and figuratively.

by Romi June 6, 2017

Hot churro

A large errect Mexican penis that has just cummed.

Pedro had a hot churro.

by BigLong john June 7, 2017

Hot-Flip

Hotel Housekeeping for cleaning up a Same -day Check-Out for a Same-day Check-In.
Kinda like making a date for 10pm and another one for Midnight. Hot-Flip.

I was really excited about a hot-flip with Betty, but then Beverley barnyarded me and.......

by father guido June 7, 2017

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

Cincinnati Hot Dog

When you fuck your über driver in front of your dog

I gave her the ollllll Cincinnati hot dog and woody was shaking

by Hoarnt Up Sneakers June 12, 2017