Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. by Minecraft.epic.gamer November 26, 2019
Get the Dirty Dogmug. When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours
by HMan98 April 28, 2022
Get the Royalton Corn Dogmug. Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.
by You know me1234 April 19, 2014
Get the Corn dogmug. by United States Department of Eg September 6, 2020
Get the Hot dogmug. There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂
by Grim6891 May 12, 2023
Get the Big Dogs Gotta Eat Tomug.