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Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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cock-flick

To flick a penis. Also a gay porn movie.
John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
by Robert Head April 23, 2007
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coldwater-cock

stage fright, ashamed, nervousness
The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.

Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.
by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006
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cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.
Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"
by Japhy November 5, 2007
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cock swerver

man i showed that girl my dick and she wouldnt do nothin i thought she might be a cock swerver

look at that butch i bet she is a cock swerver
by Camen January 11, 2008
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Cock Yogurt

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."
by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008
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cock poacher

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.
"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."
by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008
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