Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023
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Dude, I was so fucking horny last night that I resorted to joining a zoomkake session with like 30 randoms from across world.
by adurabull October 24, 2023
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by monkdoc January 8, 2024
Get the Zoomaggedon mug.A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
Get the zoomer brain mug.The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.
by monkdoc January 22, 2024
Get the Zoomaggedon mug.The act of committing suicide while live on camera during a Zoom call or meeting for optimal effect. Mostly committed because the Zoom participant is sick of working remotely and being forced to sit on camera all day.
by BabyFishMouth January 28, 2024
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