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Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.
Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012
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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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Covey Zone

The uncontrolable anger that results in hadouken kicks and doors being broken
A hippy changed a lock on a door so I entered the covey zone and kicked it down and hadoukened the hippy
by Bob Covey April 25, 2011
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The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").
"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.
by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017
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Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.
After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.
by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014
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Gamer Zone

The moment when a person plays a videogame and becomes so hooked on it that he/she forgets the outside world and thinks that they are the character themselves. The Gamer Zone can be obtained by experienced gamers or amateurs.
I was playing Skyrim and I soon found myself in the Gamer zone. I couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
by Krimson666 August 19, 2013
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Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...
BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man
by That petty bitch November 2, 2018
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