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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021
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Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.
Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!
by postwil2000 July 13, 2012
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Wizard Sleeve

Dan Powers
(A name used to redirect an insult)
Dan: Alright bitch?
You: Alright Wizard Sleeve
by Blacksheep95 September 24, 2022
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Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.
Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.
by chiefpickles September 25, 2025
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Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
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Stank Wizard

Noun- a hobo with a Gandalf-like beard, and a powerful curse-like odor.
I can still smell that Stank Wizard we met earlier.
by DildoFaggins July 2, 2016
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Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025
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