wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

capcut wizard

A person who believes they are good at editing videos but only has experience in capcut

Person 1: I'm the best editor to exist.

Person 2: What software do you use to edit videos?

Person 1: Cacpcut.

Person 2: You're a capcut wizard

by Pixelry December 8, 2023

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

mist wizard

Another name for a penis.

Bill decided to prod test using his mist wizard.

by Ktripburritos November 11, 2017

wizard

wizard is a pre-debut kpop girgroup under wd entertainment, they currently consist of 8 members; eunji, dohyun, hayoung, suyeon, dana, sumin, hana & jiyoung
their debut date is unknown they are curently realasing covers on their twitter account : WizarD_wd

"who are wizard?" "5th gen it girls"

by wizardebutwhen December 20, 2021

wirey wizard

a 40 year old named Kevin Heraty who needs to cop the fuck on

Kev or Wirey Wizard just can't stop getting into fights

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023