window slam

To express a great love for someone (platonic or non-platonic)

John, I really wanna window slam you right now.

by ThatChickLoco112396 May 10, 2017

Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"

Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!

by Babyslow July 23, 2021

Cock Window

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

by J. Trip March 20, 2022

Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.

64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Doggy In The Window

When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.

"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."

by JCo.Bloods June 18, 2017

tuck in the window

Close the curtains or shut the blinds.

Her: Can you tuck in the window?
Him: Goodnight outside. Goodnight window. *closes curtains*

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Window Locked

When you squeeze your partners nostrils with your ass cheeks.

I window locked her good and hard. She couldn’t sneeze for a week.

by GoBills12345 October 13, 2018