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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
mugGet the Shight Weaselmug.

Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025
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dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012
mugGet the dancing with the weaselmug.

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 2, 2020
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Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.
Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!
by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020
mugGet the Cock Weaselmug.

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.
"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"
by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.
Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?
by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022
mugGet the Snausage weaselmug.

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