I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
by k bunny March 19, 2023
Get the Vampiredmug. by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
Get the Vampire diaries sexualmug. a used tampon.
by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021
Get the vampire stickmug. by Alavello March 9, 2014
Get the vampire garage salemug. a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
Get the space vampiremug. "Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
Get the australian vampiremug. vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players
by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021
Get the vampire diariesmug.