unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.

"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!

by coricamram May 24, 2011

Unicorn Milk

Ejaculate

Her hands were so skilled that I had to give her a tall, frothy glass of unicorn milk.

by UnicornMilk September 19, 2009

unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!

by MNetLucas November 2, 2008

Unicorn Style

Noun: A sexual position in which one partner secures a strap on to the front of their head (where the horn on a unicorn is). They then get on all fours and stick the strap on in the second partner.

Unicorn Style: Bet you want to try it now

by B0B S4G3T November 27, 2009

Unicorn

A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"

by sueeey June 17, 2013

The Last Unicorn

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)

"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."

by zen and the art of unicorning May 16, 2008

Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013