Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

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Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes

My favorite passengers are “Uberful”

by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022

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Uber-stylish

A store with ultra-exclusive items that are more expensive than they sound.

He: That rolex is simple and is all-metal
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh

by uber-stylish October 30, 2022

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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

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Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.

please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”

by LuberPains December 9, 2021

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