Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.

That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!

by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009