stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

Anal Tuma

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Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

hot tomato

Praise for a spectacle.

I give them a hot tomato for that performance!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

orange tomato

When an asian butt fucks a girl that is on her period and she explodes out of the front butt.

A asian butt fucked a girl when she was on her period and she explode. It qas like a orange tomato.

by Wangmaster47 March 3, 2019

Spicy Tomato Soup

When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.

I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019