tongue jacking the shitbox

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

by Boston134 August 26, 2010

The tongue-punch Kegstand

When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.

We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!

by Scrotum Hunter July 20, 2010

tongue ma hoop

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

by Kell fae September 16, 2005

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010

Tongue some Sausage

When a drunken girl finds a equally drunk guy, brings him back to her room and asks to preform oral sex on the guy.

A female giving oral sex to a male that you dont know to well and just doing it to please them in hopes of having sex with them later on.

Hey can I tongue some sausage tonight when we get back?

by Wray house September 17, 2009

hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.

Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.

by nyr_rob September 11, 2007