Thomas

Typically someone with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build many runways upon

Your a thomas arnt you

by God of girlzzzzzz v0.2 February 25, 2018

Paul Thomas

Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.

Hey look he looks like a Paul thomas

by Merk31323 November 27, 2017

kyle thomas

a big man with a very large dick typically having 3-5 pounds of pubic hair. Found in the African Jungle and is known to masturbate in public settings. There has only ever been 4 sighting of Kyle and he was found at disney on the stage of the castle jacking off, the people who spotted him followed him all the way back to the African jungle and were never seen again. Kyle is known to trap other people and rape them in the ass until they die. He also likes to take inspiration from Negan who plays the villain in walking dead. He is known to stick baseball bats with barbwire up his ass and scream negan's name. Kyle is also on England's most wanted list for having sex with the Queens car and dog. Ever since Disney Kyle has never been seen again.

A human like beast who likes to stick his dick in holes. Known for sectually torturing his victims. At all cost stay away from Kyle Thomas.

by nbikeee December 14, 2017

Thomas

Someone with a bad receding hairline who looks like a turtle

Shut up Thomas

by Your Mom 1658 March 8, 2017

thomas jefferson

A high school where you will find some of the biggest nerds and losers anywhere as well as some of the tightest people anywhere.

I have some friends at TJ who are so chill. Sometimes I wish I went there to get away from the ignorant idiots in my school.

Word, but don't forget about all those nerds and losers.

by b September 15, 2004

john thomas

a soft pretzel, or penis

one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas

by rainy night September 30, 2007

Thomas

An absoloute midget twat who should drink bleach.

You're such a Thomas go kill yourself.

by Mr Bigwinky February 15, 2017