the taint

(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.

If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.

by sean00g May 24, 2013

Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.

"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.

Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.

by akseerkris February 7, 2010

Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003