Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016

tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.

"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."

by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016

josephine thompson

A brunette usually with dyed hair, is funny and silly and gets super obsessed with things.

Hey who is on the stage? Oh, it's Josephine Thompson.

by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016

Mc'thumper combo

When you eat a McDonald's mcgriddle and take a minim of 3 jager bombs, after you friend hits you in the head with a baseball bat resulting in a co concussion; must finish all food and drink before passing out, otherwise it is only a mc'thumper attempt.

"Yo, I just got out of the er, I totally nailed that mc'thumper combo last night! "

by Tyathan May 30, 2016