Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Here are a few ways you can use "hope springs eternal" in a sentence to convey the meaning that humans always find fresh reasons to be optimistic:

Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

spring Run

Naked street run

we went for a spring run, the neighbours all saw us

by Brakpaner July 22, 2024

The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff)

Eastside Detroit housing complex, aka “The Buff” or “Buffalo Projects,” originally Charles Terrace. Known for its deep roots in the community and as a launching point for neighborhood crews and local culture.

“Word on the block is everyone from The Buff knows each other—Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff) ain’t just housing, it’s history.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Silver Spring

Fleetwood Mac's hit song "silver springs" is the title comes from a sign for Silver Spring, Maryland, that Nicks saw while on tour and became a symbol for the "fairy-tale" relationship that she and Buckingham could have had but never did.

Their relationship doomed. Probably the most heavenly songs by fleetwood mac.

So when someone says thay you are their "silver springs" they probably know that your relationship could be amazing but probably won't last.

"You could be my silver spring
Blue-green colors flashin'
I would be your only dream
Your shinin' autumn ocean crashin'
Don't say that she's pretty
And did you say that she loved you?
Baby, I don't want to know"

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"Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me
I know I could've loved you, but you would not let me
I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you"

by Lyviana November 28, 2025