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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Slow

Damnnn, she look slow asl
by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022
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Fast or Slow

Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara
by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021
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slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost
"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."
by paptort September 19, 2014
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slow

a person who has a mental capability of a baby squirrel and havent or didnt learn how to comprehend basic information
Dave is very "slow" he doesnt understand any kind of slang !
by bazraaaaaaa October 8, 2023
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