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pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.
"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 7, 2017
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Pork

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.
by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015
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When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move
John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”
by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
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Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork
I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom
by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024
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shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger
by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018
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