Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.

"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"

by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

A smart person, that wants to ddos your site, because he is Decrypted and black

Jonathan

by Ambe djek December 6, 2016

Jada and jonathan

The best couple ever they each belong together not matter ehat. Their relationship is a thing that every couple envys they each love and cherish eachother. No matter the situation and issue they find a way to work it out together.

Jada and Jonathan are the cutest couple ever.

I evny Jada and Jonathans relationship.

by Faithfullness November 20, 2023

Jonathan Miller

That one bro who fire balled your mom!

Jonathan Miller burned that Bitch-ass

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

by ubranny May 11, 2022