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hairy arse brigade

Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.
Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.
by Disco Dave December 3, 2007
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Utah hairy buffalo

Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's hairy nasty ewww ass looking vaginal area
Girl yo Utah hairy buffalo looking nice today!
by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
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Hairy whale tooth

It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.
I ate pussy for an hour and was left with a hairy whale tooth.
by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014
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green hairy pie

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
by da da dave February 4, 2010
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officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....
i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy
by hairaphobia August 21, 2008
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hairy balls in a bucket

you fill a bucket with your on man juice. then you put it in a sink and let 8 mice swim in it. then you put it in a blender with a little bit of lemon juice and feed it to your grandparents.
Bob: "dude it was so funny last night, i tottally made some hairy balls in a bucket and gave it to my grandpa"

Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"

Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"
by chandlerdanleahrobby January 13, 2010
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