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purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)
James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior
by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003
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Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..
Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..
by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011
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purple headed warrior

my wang
Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.
We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.
by LouPit May 15, 2018
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One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
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Warm up warrior

A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.
1: Dang, Karly is such a warm up warrior
2:Yeah, it’s super annoying, wait till the main set
by Popculture February 1, 2019
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full spectrum warrior

A term used to describe someone very stupid, clueless, or Terminally Online.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.
"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."
by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023
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