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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
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Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.
by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023
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Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023
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Gay Vampire

A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
by Ivory- August 19, 2023
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epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
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Vampire Juice

Blood as a result of mensturation
"Man, last night I went down on my girl, had to wipe the Vampire Juice off my face"
by frisbeedog13 January 10, 2020
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