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Cup of Tea

Often times asking for a 'Cup of Tea'is a reference to smoking a bowl of Reefer. This term was especially popular in the 60's and 70's. The Beatles are well known for referring to their habit in this manner.
'Would you like to share a cup of tea?'
by Hanley April 24, 2006
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hot tea

The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
by Herr Stehpinkler August 6, 2010
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Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.
So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!
by AJay7 August 16, 2006
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skeet tea

Iced tea that contains sperm.
Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!
by Doug fFizzlee July 24, 2007
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tea pot

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night
by mreps1983 February 18, 2011
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Texas tea

Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground.
Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:

Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."
by Dr. A July 6, 2004
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tea party

weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.
"shit son, let's have a tea party"
"don't bogart that tea"
"Son, what did you do today? I went to a tea party and was brewing some tea leaves with my friends"
by Juan Campos April 28, 2008
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