The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.
by smooth cookie September 29, 2021
n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 25, 2011
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx April 14, 2011
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by Flat for the food September 28, 2018