Skip to main content

second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010
mugGet the second hand poopmug.

8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.
Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.
by Brandon Guymon October 31, 2008
mugGet the 8 second ridemug.

30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
by Kait :) January 27, 2007
mugGet the 30 seconds to marsmug.

gone in 60 seconds

Larry: How was your date with Sally last night?

Joe: Unfortunately, I played the leading role from my favorite movie Gone in 60 Seconds.

Larry: Ahh, That's too bad. Want another beer?
by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007
mugGet the gone in 60 secondsmug.

Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004
mugGet the Second-hand Cockmug.

Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.
Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006
mugGet the Second tier playermug.

Like a second cock

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.
Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!
by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010
mugGet the Like a second cockmug.

Share this definition