by Chonnyman October 22, 2019
Get the Sesh Poolmug. Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
by kurahard298 February 28, 2023
Get the massey park poolsmug. 
(noun)
ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o
The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o
The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”
by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025
Get the Pool-dle Poomug. a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.
male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022
Get the pool paintmug. I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
Get the Office Pool Eunichmug. by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
Get the Devil's poolmug.