Mario

Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.

If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

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Mario Sturniolo

Streamer italiano spopolato soprattutto nel 2023 perché preso per il culo da Dario Moccia e altri suoi amici, spesso per il suo naso di dimensioni molto estese (tipo 1km), oppure per la sua provenienza messinese (sento cauddu) ma anche per la sua dipendenza dalla cocaina e altre droghe.

''Sono Mario Sturniolo'' *usa una scala per imitare il suo naso*

by keygenconlagdolce January 18, 2024

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Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024

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