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Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.
I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.
by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015
mugGet the Baked Idiotmug.

Spillage Idiot

The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.

Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"

Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
by Chandra42 October 27, 2008
mugGet the Spillage Idiotmug.

Sexist Idiot

Someone that thinks that only men can be sexist, when in reality, anyone can be sexist, just like anyone can be racist.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2023
mugGet the Sexist Idiotmug.

Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.
I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.
by Impasabear August 10, 2022
mugGet the Sapphic idiotmug.

Inarticulate idiot

A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".
Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!
by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016
mugGet the Inarticulate idiotmug.

idiot hipster

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
mugGet the idiot hipstermug.

idiot buffalo

The baddest word the all time, be honest we all said it as kids and freaked out.
in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo
Billy: I hate you
Bubby: You're an idiot buffalo
Billy: How dare you! I'm telling mom
by Luckycorn April 11, 2021
mugGet the idiot buffalomug.

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