Kristie H was being a Hobo-Rat to her friend.
by BukeBanyi September 12, 2023
Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
(N) 1) a thing that is sweet deal; a steal
(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies
(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies
1)Bro, you should totally buy that Porsche ! For that’s price, that’s ambo-hobo !
2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
“Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”
2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
“Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”
by dirty.chai June 02, 2025
by emergencybiter January 18, 2021
Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy
by Llllllliiiiiiivbbvbbbbiiii March 19, 2016
When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.
John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!
John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!
John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
by ChickenVader December 04, 2015
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019