eddy offbeat

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!
by blossom423 July 09, 2021
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Eddy Z

Eddy Z loves saying a naughty word that begins with n. He likes talking about bunda. He brings binoculars to the swim club to observe LEC. His Home Screen is David being naughty. His favorite elements on the periodic table are nickel and ger. He failed NNN on the first day at approximately 12:01 AM
It’s a wild Eddy Z!

What is that word he’s saying? It begins with n and ends with r. Nnn…r!
by SchauchRodd February 11, 2023
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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
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Eddie Meduza

wow, that song by Eddie Meduza is very good!
by penismannen69 February 19, 2024
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wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off
I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.
by chicken necker March 11, 2014
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Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
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