Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.
Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.
by EpicXMoo May 13, 2011
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Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.
Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja
by Tempest April 25, 2017
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cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.
Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."
by Non Cake Eater May 16, 2009
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T.E ( twat eater)

one who eats twat (pussy)
This is the story of the adventures of an adolescent T.E ( twat eater).
by cadetcherry08 January 04, 2008
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purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises
by Ben Lash December 20, 2003
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soft rice eater

–noun Informal .

1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.

Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯

—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb
He's a soft rice eater. He will do anything his parents tell him to as long as he can get their riches.
by Asian_persuasion November 29, 2010
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Black widow-eater

A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.

Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."

Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."

"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."

"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"

Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."

"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."

"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."

"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.

"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."

"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 26, 2020
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