deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.

Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"

by Braxias976 April 28, 2019

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

Expose ex day

Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.

Happy national expose ex day

by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019

ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single

U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day

by Kirikou pti April 12, 2018

ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

ee ex oh

The phonetically pronunciation of the South Korean boy band EXO. A filler line for the sad little bubble tea obsessed maknae, Sehun.

Sehun: It's always "ee ex oh"! I want more lines!
SM: boi if you don't shutcho trap

by grindnhustle October 21, 2017