Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

face scrawn

This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same

Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon

Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn

by mbuzidume November 12, 2013

Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 2, 2009

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

Mask Face

A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.

Damn you see that girl at the gym?

Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.

by J_6_ October 6, 2020

Oreo face

The fascial expression caused by the orgasmic sensation of eating an Oreo.

Oh man, look at that girls Oreo face.

by Basil Valentine February 8, 2010

Ganja face

The kind of face that will make you look again.
Or
Some one who has a addictive face. Makes u wanna always look at them

Sreeveetha has a ganja face, every time I look at her, feel like want to look again and again.

Oh man, that girl has a ganja face, I always wanna look at that addictive face.

by Preetha :) March 19, 2011