virginia tech 

cow-fuckers. also see haters

people who go to virginia tech are a bunch of cow-fucking haters

virginia tech by sorryyoudontgotouva April 25, 2005

High Tech Redneck 

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

High Tech Redneck by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009

Honda Tech 

Male/Female who works on Honda's using self taught and book knowledge. Know about all Honda's from wires to motor swap to hybrid swaps transmission's, all models, all engines and every diy swap every possible.

What wrong with my car(honda) ask pee-wee hes the honda tech.

Honda Tech by Gumby754 November 1, 2009

Comfort Tech 

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.

Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."

Comfort Tech by Tobiano March 16, 2011

stupid tech 

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio

stupid tech by estebansux September 30, 2011

P-TECH

A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.

Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."

P-TECH by Sports Master November 16, 2017

transit tech 

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers

Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning

transit tech by Jason Michael February 14, 2018