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Comfort Tech 

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
Comfort Tech by Tobiano March 16, 2011
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stupid tech 

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
stupid tech by estebansux September 30, 2011
A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.
Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."
P-TECH by Sports Master November 16, 2017

transit tech 

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers
Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning
transit tech by Jason Michael February 14, 2018

Lynn tech 

a high school in lynn full of horny spics and fake ass bitches.
susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit
Lynn tech by jfbajfnkakf May 22, 2018

process tech 

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”
I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.
process tech by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021