McCann Tech

McCann Technical is full of rednecks. This country shit show of a school has a vice-principle who is a perv. The school has a shit-ass sports team.

I go to McCann Tech

by ygjwevfbdhkusdgfhkbw November 9, 2022

history teacher

a teacher who teaches things you will never use and eventually forget entirely, but things they're the most important things to know in the universe.

"Ugh. My History teacher is the worst. They assinged us an essay we didn't know about until now that's due tomorrow!"
"I know, right?"

by IAMSPEED January 23, 2020

Teachable

Being able to be taught.

"That girl is so TEACHABLE!"

by Emily Renae April 24, 2008

tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Tech Sex ED 101

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

Tech Bully

A person with above average tech knowledge, who, upon learning you have a new "gadget", peppers you with technical questions he knows you don't know the answers to, in order to stump..therefore embarrass you, making you feel as though you may not actually deserve to have the gadget.

Suzi: Look at my new digital camera.
Dean: Oh cool, how many maga pixles does it have? How many millimeters is the zoom? Is it HD?
Suzi: ..... um, I don't know...it was a gift you Tech Bully.
Dean: You really should know that.

by Suziword March 2, 2011

Hobo Tech

Homeless fashion statement.

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...

by Clint August 27, 2003