E-Tard

Someone that has done way to many drugs (specifically Ecstasy) and is sketched out and weird. Probably normal, social drug user before they started doing X every weekend until they needed 4 pills to roll and their minds turned to mush.

Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.

Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Yeah Kenny was pretty cool until he started doing mad drugs. Poor fool is so e-tarded he can barely interact with people socially.
by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson July 17, 2010
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Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.
Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game
by alex middleton December 08, 2006
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Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.
Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe
by binmunbruce January 02, 2022
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Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.
Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.
by NoThoticus March 27, 2019
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bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex
"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."
by Paulthecat April 17, 2022
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Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania
Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.
by BukuTard November 16, 2022
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Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 04, 2013
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