The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"
by Ricky D June 6, 2003
Get the tardmug. by alex middleton December 9, 2006
Get the Wii-tardmug. An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 10, 2022
Get the tennis-tardmug. Adjective
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
by aogm March 16, 2017
Get the cheap tardmug. "Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
Get the 'tard spiralmug. by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
Get the TP-tardmug. Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012
Get the Order-Tardmug.