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Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.
Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate
by MommaGeee April 9, 2021
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Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.
Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"
by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021
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Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.
Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.
by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021
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Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.
I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.
by JLS1985 May 5, 2021
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Tristen moon

A man that would let the backyardigans toss his shit
Tristen moon fucks cartoons
by Poop pea 69 May 17, 2021
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The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch
interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.
by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022
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Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.
Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.
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